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Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time

It's just a flesh wound. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

She doesn't even go here! Mean Girls

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin' like this — and totally redeem yourself! Ha Ha! Dumb & Dumber

Oh right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people…I've worn dresses with higher IQs. A Fish Called Wanda

First rule of leadership: everything is your fault. A Bug's Life

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

That is my least vulnerable spot. Casablanca

These people are so posh and snobby, they're snoshy. Crazy Rich Asians

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. The Princess Bride

Yeah, I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listenin' to her enough, or somethin'. I don't know, I wasn't really payin' attention. Dumb & Dumber

Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. Clue

Well, nobody's perfect. Some Like it Hot

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. Airplane

This building has to be at least…. three times bigger than this! Zoolander

This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. The Big Lebowski

Bye, Felicia. Friday

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! Blazing Saddles

Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want. The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. The Big Lebowski

It'd be a lot cooler if you did. Dazed and Confused

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. Hackers

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. The Godfather

Snap out of it! Moonstruck

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? Meet the Parents

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. The First Wives Club

What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Animal House

Look like a bedazzler threw up on that thing . . . donate it to the My Little Pony Motorcycle club. Girls Trip

My mom, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication. Bridget Jones's Diary

Yeah, but I shoot with this hand. Blazing Saddles

Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Oh, I don't know. I suppose it doesn't help that underneath our clothes our entire bodies are covered in scales. Bridget Jones's Diary

I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. I mean, how is it possible? Antz

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. Bilko

My husband and I fell in love at first sight… maybe I should have taken a second look. Crimes and Misdemeanors

Big Mistake. Big. Huge. Pretty Woman

I'm a mog – half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend. Spaceballs

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. The Devil Wears Prada

…Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man. The Big Lebowski

The numbers all go to eleven. Spinal Tap

"Let's do what one shepherd said to the other shepherd."
"What?"
"Let's get the flock outta here." Lethal Weapon

Funny Quotes From Movies

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it. Pink Cadillac

Marriage is like an unfunny tense version of Everybody Loves Raymond, but it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever. Knocked Up

He slimed me. Ghostbusters

I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late '90s. Deadpool

There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. The Blues Brothers

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Airplane

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. Winnie the Pooh

Keep the change, ya filthy animal! Home Alone

…I'm not insane. My mother had me tested. The Big Bang Theory

'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get! The Incredibles

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Spaceballs

They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God. The Blues Brothers

How the hell did you get the beans above the frank? There's Something About Mary

I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Mr

Is that everything? It seemed like he said quite a bit more than that. Lost in Translation

We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for…. One million dollars. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass Hysteria! Ghostbusters

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?…I don't want to hear your excuses. The center has to be at least three times bigger than this. Zoolander

Try more gum! The Birdcage

I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got. Raising Arizona

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble. She Done Him Wrong

He might be okay. [Beat. Huge explosion.] Well, no, probably not now. Groundhog Day

The plot thickens, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor? The Grand Budapest Hotel

Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature. Arthur

Welcome to earth! (*pulls out a cigar) Now that's what I call a close encounter. Independence Day

A bird may love a fish, Signore, but where would they live? EverAfter

They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles. The Other Guys

I'm in a glass case of emotion! Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. Goldmember

Face it, girls. I'm older and I have more insurance. Fried Green Tomatoes

Do you know who I am… I don't know how to put this, but, I'm kind of a big deal…People know me. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

That rug really tied the room together, did it not? The Big Lebowski

What is this? A center for ants? Zoolander

You relax. You're the dead guy. Ghost

The Most Hilarious Movie Quotes of All Time

Really. I have an interesting case, treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people. Zelig

I'm walking here! Midnight Cowboy

Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood. The Mask

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. The Godfather

If I wasn't terrified of heights, I'd like this. But, I'm terrified of heights, so I don't like this. Big Hero 6

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore! Network

I like fluffy! Lilo & Stitch

I'll be back. Terminator

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Napoleon Dynamite

I'll have what she's having. When Harry Met Sally

All I've got at home is one pony and two dogs and four cats and six bunny rabbits and two parakeets and three canaries and a green parrot and a turtle, and a silly old hamster! I WANT a SQUIRREL! Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. Arsenic and Old Lace

McLovin? What kind of stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? Superbad

Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

We've been goin' about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puffs' okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble! Ghostbusters

By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me. The Devil Wears Prada

So, you're telling me there's a chance! Dumb and Dumber

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Here's lookin at you, kid. Casablanca

It's about time somebody stood up to Auntie Eleanor. But you, not me, oh god. She can't ever know I was here. Crazy Rich Asians

Is that all he said? Lost in Translation

Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more. The Real Frank Zappa Book

You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one on toast! Hocus Pocus

If you build it, he will come. Field of Dreams

If we get any more white people in here this is gonna be a suburb. Hairspray

You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore. Wet Hot American Summer

Do you prefer 'fashion victim' or 'ensemble-y challenged?' Clueless

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. What About Bob?

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night. All About Eve

Funniest Movie One-Liners

Well, I've read through that Handbook For The Recently Deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.' I, myself, am strange and unusual. Beetlejuice

Stop trying to make fetch happen. Mean Girls

Give me some of your tots! Napoleon Dynamite

What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks. What Woman Want

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? The Avengers

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? Raiders of the Lost Ark

Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues. Batman Begins

No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing! Dumb and Dumber

Go ahead, make my day. Sudden Impact

Some things are not meant to last, they just take a place in your heart and make you smarter the next time. Alex and Emma

What the hell have you people been smoking out there? Avatar

That's it, Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow! Mulan

Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like… 16 walls! Deadpool

Faulkner is cauc…asian. Well, they got that wrong, because you're obviously white. Hunt for the Wilderpeople

Shaken, not stirred. Goldfinger

You'd never know it. They look just like new. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess. Moana

If they got me, got me got me, I got to get them, get them, get them. Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail

I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [Someone catcalls her.] I object! Legally Blonde

That escalated quickly. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Supermodels – ha! Nothing super about them. Spoiled, stupid little stick-figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for GODS! The Incredibles

When women go wrong, men go right after them. She Done Him Wrong

Stupid is as stupid does. Forrest Gump

You're a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. Toy Story

Ain't nobody coming to see you, Otis! The Temptations

Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery? The Royal Tenenbaums

You'll shoot your eye out, kid. A Christmas Story

Earth is amazing! There are these things called farms. They put seeds in the ground, pour water on them, and they grow into food, like pizzas! Wall-E

Yeah… you're a legend in your own mind. Dirty Harry

Shut up and deal. The Apartment

Funny Movie Lines

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Why can't you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a NORMAL PERSON!? Bridesmaids

There's no top part – I definitely remember Dad having a top part! Onward

Martini. Gin, not vodka. Obviously. Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth. Kingsman: The Secret Service

Love means never having to say you're sorry. Love Story

Liar! Try me again, and I promise you that you and I are gonna have a Middle Passage experience, a fight for survival, and I will win. Have I made myself clear? Clear? Girls Trip

Bella Swan: "Vampires play baseball?"
Edward Cullen: "It's the national pastime." Twilight

It's like I have ESPN or something. Mean Girls

YOU'RE nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair! The Parent Trap

You're like a snack-sized Denzel. Central Intelligence

The fall will probably kill ya! Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it. Guardians of the Galaxy

We're going streaking! Old School

I know you've been embezzelin' my pizzas, and I will catch you eventually. And when I do, I swear ta God, you will neva deliver pizzas in this town again! Dude, Where's My Car?

I feel the need to express something, but I don't know what it is I want to express. Interiors

Excuse me. I believe you have my stapler. Office Space

Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been! Airplane!

The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn't hungry but thirsty, I must've drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers. Forrest Gump

You're gonna need a bigger boat. Jaws

I share a drawer with a phone book and she's got two closets? Twitches

Could you like, chill for a sec? Freaky Friday

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides… Pulp Fiction

Look at the size of that. I've taken sponge baths in smaller bowls than that. Best in Show

Donkey, You Have The Right To Remain Silent. What You Lack Is The Capacity. Sherk 2

What is this? A school for ants? Zoolander

Shotgun. Identity Thief

Guys, I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! Home Alone

You were never four and half, you were born 26. The Goodbye Girl

We're werewolves, not swear-wolves. What We Do in the Shadows

Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed. Legally Blonde

McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? Superbad

What… How… Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but you! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy! The Mummy

The smell of your weird is totally affecting my vocal chords. Pitch Perfect

You know how men are. They think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' means 'Take me, I'm yours.' Hercules

It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage. Raiders of the Lost Ark

You know, you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy. Bad Boys

I may have trouble remembering my own name, or what country I live in, but there are two things I can't seem to forget: that my own daughter threw me into a nursing home, and that she ate Minny's s*it. The Help

Well, I don't know what to say, except that it's Christmas and we're all in misery. Christmas Vacation

Funny Movie Quotes from Comedies

You sit on a throne of lies. Elf

If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

It's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly. And that makes me kind of happy. Bridesmaids

Did I stutter? Eat my shorts. The Breakfast Club

The key is, to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses. Love and Death

Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature. Letters to Juliet

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Zoolander

As if! Clueless

Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here. As Good As It Gets

I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere. National Lampoon's Van Wilder

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here? Back to the Future

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. Naked Gun

The doctors say he has a 50-50 chance of surviving, but there's only a ten percent chance of that. Naked Gun

I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don't really remember yesterday all that well. Finding Dory

It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. The Hangover

I'm glad he's single, because I'm going to climb that like a tree. Bridesmaids

Inconceivable! Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethah today. As you wish. The Princess Bride

I have people skills! Office Space

I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Mean Girls

The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Crimes and Misdemeanors

Did Doogie Houser just steal my … car? Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison

That's called the 'quart of blood' technique. Do that, a quart of blood will drop out a person's body. Trading Places

Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh. Napoleon Dynamite

Don't point that gun at him. He's an unpaid intern. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. Groundhog Day

You had me at hello. Jerry Maguire

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. Office Space

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let's get the flock out of here. Lethal Weapon

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life. Animal House

It's happening. It's happening. It happened. Bridesmaids

We're looking at some sort of mental Hunger Games against a bunch of genius kids for just like a handful of jobs. The Internship

I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children and of paying someone else to raise them. The Addams Family

To infinity and beyond! Toy Story 2

Show me the money. Jerry Maguire

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make a biscuit. White Men Can't Jump

Fish are friends, not food. Finding Nemo

Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating. True Detective Season 2

So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea. Coming to America

Clever Movie Quotes

May the Force be with you. Star Wars

I wish I knew how to quit you. Brokeback Mountain

I make up a new dance move. It's called the move on with your life. Will Ferrell

I mean, that's what life is: a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets. Clerks

We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about. Best in Show

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. The Fast and the Furious

Get busy living or get busy dying. Tiffany

These go to 11. This is Spinal Tap

Our love is god. Let's go get a slushie. Heathers

You're tearing me apart, Lisa! The Room

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. When Harry Met Sally

I love rumors! Facts can be so misleading, whereas rumors, true or false, are often revealing. Inglorious Busters

This is my wife. Borat

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!? Rush Hour

I live at home with my parents. It's just temporary … 'til they die. Gamers

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't. Legally Blonde

I drink your milkshake. There Will Be Blood

Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacaMOLE! Austin Powers in Goldmember

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man. The Big Lebowski

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? The VVitch

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob. Office Space

You can't handle the truth! A Few Good Men

You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to. Interiors

I don't have friends. I got family. Furious 7

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